Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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