Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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