Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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