i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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