He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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