Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I could fuck to npr.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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