like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
