so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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