Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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