hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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