I need help removing her.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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