I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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