: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
