Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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