office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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