I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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