I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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