Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
