So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
They have beer where we have blood.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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