Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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