i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.