I think my fart just growled at me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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