And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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