ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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