Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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