We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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