KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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