I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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