physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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