yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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