and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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