wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We need to rekindle our bromance
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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