Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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