Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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