i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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