i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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