I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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