it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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