Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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