You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
