so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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