a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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