Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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