Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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