the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she peed on how many people?
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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