OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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