I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
