let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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