I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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