ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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