she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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