Whod you bang
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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