Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
